Monday, February 5, 2007

Spiking English - Take Two

I've definitely entered some kind of Linguistic Twilight Zone from which there seems to be no escape.

Today I call the below-mentioned cafe where I bought a loaf of white bread Thursday (the one of quesadilla fame) and a female voice answers.

"Hi, I'm calling to ask whether you have some of the white bread you had there last week?" I ask.

"What are you saying? I can't understand you!" the female voice says, annoyed. "Are you asking about white gloves?"

"Bread! "Bread!" I yell into the phone, unbelieving.

"No," she answers abruptly.

"Thanks," I say without meaning it, and hang up.

I've had enough, though. Next time, I'm asking for an interpreter.

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